It seems the ‘record undisclosed fee’ received for Nathan Patterson’s move to Everton has convinced the peepul that their Poundshop Galacticos are worth a lot more than the really are.
Either that or the deludamol is getting stronger!
Take a look at the valuations the have listed for each player below.
Some of them will blow you away.
Best idea not to have a hot drink while reading these.
You have been warned!